Why are you unfollowing me i’m cool. 

Why can’t I be photogenic 

Girls on their periods always ovary react. 

You = a molecule floating in a galaxy 10 million galaxies away from ours. 

You irritate the fuck out of me… yet I can’t get enough of you.

Why do you like hearing the words I Miss You? because that means you’ve separated and don’t you think you separated because of something that had happened? 

• Me saying happy birthday to someone I don't know very well: Happy Birthday!!
• Me saying happy birthday to close friends: Happy Birthday skank

The fact that my grandpa told me never to believe any guy who says “I love you” until he can prove it. 

• Me: *Looks in a full length mirror* Why hello there shamu

• Me: *grabes grapes from container*
• Dad: are you going to wash those?
• Me: No
• Dad: But why
• Me: I like to eat pesticides that's why
• Me: *walks back upstairs*
• Dad: *mutters* how delicious..